poop....read at your own risk!

just a little tidbit of my daily life:

samuel: i need to go poop

me: ok

samuel sits on the toilet for a while

samuel: mamma...i'm dooonnneee!

me: ok i'm coming (as i finish making the bed)

samuel: mamma i don't hear your feet

me: ok...coming

samuel: wait...i'm not done!

me:ok

a minute or two goes by

samuel: mamma come look at how much poop i did..

me: wow! samuel that's a lot! (as i check out the potty...there was a lot!)

samuel (as i am wiping him): mamma which one is your favorite?

me: what? what are you talking about?

samuel: which one is your favorite? which poop is your favorite?

me: you mean which piece of poop do i like best?

samuel: yes!

me (getting a tad grossed out!): i guess the long one

samuel: i like the short little ones!

oooohhhhh myyyy! just another day and another conversation with my little boy!